LOVE INSTALL
 

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 A call comes through on the customer service line.
 
 Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?
 
 Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love.
 Can you guide me through the process?
 
 CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
 
 Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install
 now. What do I do first?
 
 CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART
 ma'am?
 
 Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right
 now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
 
 CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
 
 Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
 and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
 
 CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your
 current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
 will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
 LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE. However,
 you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those
 programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off
 ma'am?
 
 Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
 
 CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do
 this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have
 been completely erased.
 
 Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
 Is that normal?
 
 CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for
 the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
 
 Customer: Yes! I do. I s it completely installed?
 
 CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need
 to begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.
 
 Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
 
 CS Rep: What does the message say?
 
 Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
 What does that mean?
 
 CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the
 LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
 HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
 non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it
 can "LOVE" others.
 
 Customer: So what should I do?
 
 CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
 
 Customer: Yes, I have it.
 
 CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.
 
 Customer: Thank you.
 
 CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them
 to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and
 ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting
 files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete
 SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and to make sure it is completely gone
 and never comes back, you will need to empty your recycle bin.
 
 Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG
 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and
 CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
 
 C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything
 gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You
 should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
 
 Customer: Yes?
 
 CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
 everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they
 will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
 
 Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?
 
 CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great
 Physician. Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay
 heart-healthy, but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance
 for maximum efficiency.
 
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